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majoriss 

Very major, to the extreme.
When Jack axxed me out, I was in trubble majoriss.
majoriss by anynomous October 20, 2003
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derpus majoris 

"oh man, you see that girl over there....she is a derpus majoris!"
derpus majoris by lainabug November 13, 2011
Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes
This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris
Majoris by Davedale July 18, 2019

MajorIsNotReal 

A literal god who is never to be fucked with
Dude: Hey did you see what happened to MajorIsNotReal? He got hit by a car
Girl: Eh he is probably okay, I mean, he is a god after all haha

VY Canis Majoris 

The 3rd biggest star in the Milky Way
Prof:VY Canis Majoris is the largest star
Nerd:Actually, that's UY Scuti
VY Canis Majoris by I'm a Gaul December 20, 2019
a person with a prejudiced belief that one major (educational degree) is superior to other degrees
You're such a majorist for thinking Engineering majors are better than business majors.
majorist by Burger Free May 12, 2013

Grundus Majoris 

Anatomically correct term for pelvic floor when being worked on by a physical therapist or massage technicican. May be used to describe any area close to your naughty bits that may need attention, treatment, or MFR myo-facial-release
I think we've covered a lot of ground here today Bob. Keep up with the excercises we discussed earlier and remember to be conscious of your lumbar-sacral allignment as well as your Grundus Majoris.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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