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derpus majoris 

"oh man, you see that girl over there....she is a derpus majoris!"
derpus majoris by lainabug November 13, 2011
Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes
This chick had a clit so big it was like a speed bump, a real majoris
Majoris by Davedale July 18, 2019

MajorIsNotReal 

A literal god who is never to be fucked with
Dude: Hey did you see what happened to MajorIsNotReal? He got hit by a car
Girl: Eh he is probably okay, I mean, he is a god after all haha

VY Canis Majoris 

Prof:VY Canis Majoris is the largest star
Nerd:Actually, that's UY Scuti
VY Canis Majoris by I'm a Gaul December 20, 2019
a person with a prejudiced belief that one major (educational degree) is superior to other degrees
You're such a majorist for thinking Engineering majors are better than business majors.
majorist by Burger Free May 12, 2013

Grundus Majoris 

Anatomically correct term for pelvic floor when being worked on by a physical therapist or massage technicican. May be used to describe any area close to your naughty bits that may need attention, treatment, or MFR myo-facial-release
I think we've covered a lot of ground here today Bob. Keep up with the excercises we discussed earlier and remember to be conscious of your lumbar-sacral allignment as well as your Grundus Majoris.