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Bondage Matrimony
Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.
Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
Bondage Matrimony by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
Mairis Briedis
Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022
Mairi
A girl with a unbreakable spirit. Shes a unique character who can always make you laugh. Whatever problems life throws at her none will overcome her. Likes to party loves to dance, shes caring and will always help you out if she can. She can be shy and self conscious with no need to be, but hides it well
also smoking hot!!
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also smoking hot!!
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hey is that Mairi over there
yeah shes so beautiful, she made me go give blood with her once , i passed out but totally worth it !!
yeah shes so beautiful, she made me go give blood with her once , i passed out but totally worth it !!
Mairi by DanielKreamCracker August 31, 2013
Mairomaster
A mairomaster is an incel who compensates for his small package by trolling guys with big dicks, calling himself an alpha, and powerlifting to make up for a lack of masculinity. A mairomaster is generally very disliked by other men. Although self-sabotage is usually comical to an extent, mairomasters are unfunny, simply coming off as miserable assholes. They are notoriously horrible at receiving criticism and are very unmasculine.
You can tell he's a mairomaster by the way he constantly tries to make people think his dick is big. It's creepy.
Mairomaster by dawgblg April 19, 2021
Mairin
The most amazing girl I think I will ever meet in life, yet I’m too scared to make a move on her. I don’t deserve her.
Mairin by some dude 500 February 28, 2019
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