A short, often nonsensical remark, used as a defense mechanism to sustain the self-absorbed notion that one’s own perception of reality—misguided and uninformed as it may be—is consistently superior to the collective intelligence of the global Internet community.

When the boy who expressed his disdain for the comic book form and love for graphic novels was told by the entire Internet community that a graphic novel was merely a form of comic book, he replied with the following maiku: "lol, ur all stupid cuz the library called it a graphic novel. And I didn't look at the pictures anyway."

Maiku by 2darkpark May 26, 2012

Maidunno

The written representation of "Ummm" and "I dunno"
Combined into one grand word.

Steeve: Wanna go to the movies?
Leah: Maidunno.
Steeve:You're such a buzz kill.

Maidunno by Lights of nero August 9, 2006

Maiku

Another name for "Michael", He is an interesting guy who is definitely one of a kind, has a good sense of humor, is really smart but doesn't like to brag about it, has a lot of patience and is very understanding. He is very loyal and a bit clingy but it's because he only wants to show affection towards his S/O. Overall Maiku is a very loving and attractive person with a personality so unique you won't be able to find it anywhere else.

Oh man that guy is so smart, He must be a Maiku.

Maiku by cyberheart November 28, 2020

Maðkur

A man that is great at everything such as at video games and sports. Every single person in the world likes him.

Yooo, do you know who Maðkurinn is? Yea, he is a legend.

Maðkur by NitroThot October 15, 2018

maikussy

gayness

"maikussy is wet"
"the maikussy trio is better than u"

maikussy by marz carz May 17, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026