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A short, often nonsensical remark, used as a defense mechanism to sustain the self-absorbed notion that one’s own perception of reality—misguided and uninformed as it may be—is consistently superior to the collective intelligence of the global Internet community.
When the boy who expressed his disdain for the comic book form and love for graphic novels was told by the entire Internet community that a graphic novel was merely a form of comic book, he replied with the following maiku: "lol, ur all stupid cuz the library called it a graphic novel. And I didn't look at the pictures anyway."
Maiku by 2darkpark May 26, 2012
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Another name for "Michael", He is an interesting guy who is definitely one of a kind, has a good sense of humor, is really smart but doesn't like to brag about it, has a lot of patience and is very understanding. He is very loyal and a bit clingy but it's because he only wants to show affection towards his S/O. Overall Maiku is a very loving and attractive person with a personality so unique you won't be able to find it anywhere else.
Oh man that guy is so smart, He must be a Maiku.
Maiku by cyberheart November 28, 2020
Related Words
Maiku • maikussy • maikull • Mai Kuraki • maika • maiko • Maiken • Maku • Maike • Maikol
The plural form of haiku poems. Two or more haiku poems grouped together to form a whole piece.
I hate when people

twist my words. This is why I

write more than I talk.

Then again, twisted

minds will always perceive just

what they want to see.
#MzAgape #Maiku
Maiku by MzAgape May 23, 2016
A short poem written to a lover.
Did you read the Maiku he just wrote me. It got me so wet.
Maiku by PoolSweep January 22, 2024
A lesbian who gets her heart broken by every girl and still loves every girl she comes a across. She’s pretty good at conveying her emotions and will never stray.

You’ll be lucky if you have a Maihua in your life and if you are one... good luck bubas.
Girl 1: There’s nothing I wanna do more in life than marry her.
Girl 2: You are such a Maihua.

Girl 1: Are you sure about this one? She seems like a player.
Girl 2: Nah, she’s a Maihua.
Maihua by arrowjewelry April 13, 2020
A overly gay male who carry's fake bags but still claims them as real.
To be very feminine.
"You are acting very Maikeeb today."
"Is that a Maikeeb brand bag?"
Maikeeb by TruthTea May 31, 2013
A female who is highly respected and will end up running the world. It is a name often used by Muslims and is also the name of one of the Prophets wives. Maimuna's are often intelligent , beautiful and liked by many. But are also very confident and strong minded. Although they are strong minded they can also be nonchalant.
I could tell she was a Maimuna.
Maimuna by Muna22 August 14, 2013
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