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Alex: Can we go for ice cream today pleeeease?

Matt: Maibes
maibes by MrLex May 28, 2011
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maimestreaming 

when everything you do is so mainstream, that what youre doing is maiming yourself with unoriginality.
Madison: "Oh my god i just love that new song Fireflies by Owl City, do you know them?!"
Isabel: "Wow Madison, I've known about them so much longer than when they came on the radio. That song isn't new. You're just maimestreaming."
maimestreaming by June Mylo November 21, 2009
Related Words

Maiesiophilia 

I suffer from Maiesiophilia
Maiesiophilia by Samirol March 30, 2007
Who got me this present? You did, you're my mainest!!
MAINEST by Jamie Machado June 17, 2008

Mainest Character 

The character in a story that is most focused upon, but may be in the company of similarly significant but overall less important characters.
"Mario was the Mainest Character in Paper Mario."

Maybesters 

Maybesters - a declaration that a statement is plausible yet its validity has yet to be confirmed
"Will Jane be coming with us today?", said John. "Maybesters", responded Sally.
Maybesters by Og Cinna July 16, 2008
short for maybe. only to be used in a response to a question.
"are you coming over after work?"
"mabes, i gotta do laundry."
mabes by mr.green'swife April 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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