mahloof 

A black nigga, that got all the street cred.
Also the name of a gigantic penis.

Ex1: oh shit! its mahloof! everyone hide
Ex2: damn that guy has a big dick, probably calls it mahloof

mahloof by Kobi_kobi February 24, 2019

maloof 

(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations

Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!

maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012

Maloof 

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.

Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.

Maloof by WPS916 September 19, 2012

Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

Maloof 

A stupid person who has a blank, droopy, mouth open look on their face often especially when they are nervous or scared. They are too stupid to react so their face just keeps getting droopier and it makes you want to punch them in their mook looking face.

Me: Next time do what I tell you, you fucking maloof.
Maloof: (dumb droopy face)
Me: God I want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
Maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)

Maloof by colbyloosaire October 17, 2009

maloofus 

ma-LOOF-us; ma-LOO-fus

noun, maloofi (plural): a silly or foolish person
adjective: unwise or silly (used in the perjorative sense)

The word "maloofus"is originally from "doofus maloofus" which was coined in reponse to the term "dorkus malorkus" (originally from the popular TV show, The Simpsons).

Steve showed up to his interview in jeans and a tshirt like only a true maloofus would.

maloofus by thedoc08 December 13, 2012