maloof
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
Related Words
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Maloof
Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Maloofed
The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
Maloof
A stupid person who has a blank, droopy, mouth open look on their face often especially when they are nervous or scared. They are too stupid to react so their face just keeps getting droopier and it makes you want to punch them in their mook looking face.
Me: Next time do what I tell you, you fucking maloof.
Maloof: (dumb droopy face)
Me: God I want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
Maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)
Maloof: (dumb droopy face)
Me: God I want to punch you in your stupid face so bad!
Maloof: (extremely dumb, droopy face with a hint of fear)
Maloof by colbyloosaire October 17, 2009