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A maggot that is wider than it is long
you look like a maggotoid
maggotoid by iceiceburr June 6, 2024
Words you can keep
The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

Maggoted 

When an individual becomes so drunk/stoned they cant feel themself and dont feel pain/ or just to the point where they pass out or throw up.
*doing* "I just want to go the the pub and get Maggoted"
*question* "Wanna get Maggoted?"
*expression* "Fuck! you were Maggoted!"
Maggoted by Benny1988 April 14, 2006

Faggotoid 

That guy is such a fucking faggotoid
Faggotoid by Antonioni Oni August 23, 2018

Magotolds fake 

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.
Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?
Magotolds fake by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021

Maggotting 

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
Maggotting by Milt-dog May 1, 2011

Maggotlicker 

A term used in reference to males who encourage their female partners to store rotten meat or carrion in their vaginas in the hopes that flies will deem their reproductive organs an appropriate place to lay eggs which will result in maggots. Once this end has been achieved, the maggotlicker will proceed to gratify his partner orally, while enjoying a maggoty treat of his own.
When Susan discovered Bryan was a maggotlicker, she quickly got in her car and drove away.
Maggotlicker by Pencilpants Jones February 5, 2007
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