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Used with "hilares" to rhyme and emphasize how funny something is.
girl: how you doin?
boy: i'm fine.......... but you the finest..........
girl: you are funny
boy: haha thank you!
girl: funny looking
boy: (...)
girl: hilares magares! (walks away)
magares by hugbug4lyfe August 14, 2010

mamawebo 

Just means dick sucker 😭
“ stfu you mamawebo”
mamawebo by Poppinq December 8, 2020

magavern 

A teenage boy with a reciding hairline that looks like he is 60 that has a fat blonde girlfriend.
Look at that person over there it looks like a magavern
magavern by Tom Pringle February 9, 2005
toms magwell tasted like chip fat
magwell by RubyMarie160 February 28, 2008

MAGAheads 

A term used to collectively describe a bunch of red hat wearing, gun worshipping, flag waving insurrectionists. These individuals typically possess a borderline subhuman level of intelligence, which they compensate for by being bottomless vessels filled with hate. They do not give a singular fuck about anyone other than themselves, nor do they care for things like facts or data.
Person 1: "What are these goddamn MAGAheads in this trucker convoy shitshow protesting?"

Person 2: "I think gas prices... fucking Magaheads."
MAGAheads by Big nad July 19, 2022

magamegaphone 

Slang for the remaining sad-sack Trumpites who loudly spew exaggeratedly ignorant rhetoric supporting white supremacy, Putin and his soulless cronies, anything anti-immigrant, anyone against providing disability benefits, and anyone demonstrating a contrarian stance to the true patriots who see through the straight-up fascism of the Crime Candidate.
We must continue to endure the magamegaphone which will surely blast its rank bullshit into the public realm for a very long time to come.
magamegaphone by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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