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A Man that has a lot of pretty girls
You're a Madoux, it's because of how handsomey you are.
madoux by Doucsxye March 8, 2022
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Greg Maddux 

Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog"

12-time Golden Glove Winner
4 Time Cy Young Winner

Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly called the best active pitcher in Major League Baseball. (Roger Clemens Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson are usually the subjects of debate alongside Maddux)

Although some of his stats like strike outs are considerably lower than Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, and he cannot throw a ball nearly as hard, his consistancy and accuracy are a force to be reckoned with. He studies hitters and understands how they hit and can manage to usually completely accurately think out where the ball will go before it even leaves the bat.

Greg Maddux is often undderated due to people misunderstanding that faster pitching means better pitching. Media and public attention usually go to Roger Clemens, but many people recently have started warming up to the fact that Greg Maddux, "The Professor", could be the best active pitcher in major league baseball, perhaps even of our lifetimes.
"Greg Maddux could throw a baseball through a lifesaver."
Greg Maddux by Vi September 14, 2005
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A some what popular dude, who gets pissed off when ppl spell his name with an I or a. Not the tallest dude around, but doesn't mind when ppl say it. Likes sports, and you can find him at a basketball or baseball game. Loves calm colors especially like a purple or blue, and can sometimes act cool, but be a bit cringey. Normally flirts with lots of girls
Who's that flirting with Jessica over their?

He's probably a Maddux
Maddux by Shakers fleet September 12, 2017

Maddux Hole 

Whereupon hearing one anecdote or stat about Greg Maddux, one starts to reread everything about Greg Maddux.
Immediately upon reading of the time Maddux threw to a blindfolded catcher, Mark fell down a Maddux Hole, checking to see how many years his batting average was higher than his ERA.
Maddux Hole by kgibson July 29, 2013

madouveh 

This is a colloquial word used often in Dublin (Irish) slang as an adjective to describe the state of euphoria and the high of being on drugs, specifically Ecstacy, or in Dublin parlance, "yokes".
Did yeh see yer'wan last night? She must have poipped about fify yokes she was so f***in' MADOUVEH!
madouveh by Chrispy Nuggets May 19, 2005
A smart and handsome person who is verg caring and respectfull he is loyal kind and handsome.
Madou is so handsome
Madou by Yung gs July 19, 2018
Son of maddoc
A very nice cool athletic handsome fun guy that has a lot of friends and a cool family love sports
Girl: Maddux is so hot
Boy: Maddux is so cool I wish I was his friend
Maddux by Maxdux May 27, 2017
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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