Gregory Alan Maddux "Mad Dog"

12-time Golden Glove Winner
4 Time Cy Young Winner

Current Cubs pitcher, often debatedly called the best active pitcher in Major League Baseball. (Roger Clemens Pedro Martinez and Randy Johnson are usually the subjects of debate alongside Maddux)

Although some of his stats like strike outs are considerably lower than Roger Clemens and Randy Johnson, and he cannot throw a ball nearly as hard, his consistancy and accuracy are a force to be reckoned with. He studies hitters and understands how they hit and can manage to usually completely accurately think out where the ball will go before it even leaves the bat.

Greg Maddux is often undderated due to people misunderstanding that faster pitching means better pitching. Media and public attention usually go to Roger Clemens, but many people recently have started warming up to the fact that Greg Maddux, "The Professor", could be the best active pitcher in major league baseball, perhaps even of our lifetimes.

"Greg Maddux could throw a baseball through a lifesaver."

Greg Maddux by Vi September 14, 2005

Maddux

A some what popular dude, who gets pissed off when ppl spell his name with an I or a. Not the tallest dude around, but doesn't mind when ppl say it. Likes sports, and you can find him at a basketball or baseball game. Loves calm colors especially like a purple or blue, and can sometimes act cool, but be a bit cringey. Normally flirts with lots of girls

Who's that flirting with Jessica over their?

He's probably a Maddux

Maddux by Shakers fleet September 12, 2017

Maddux Hole

Whereupon hearing one anecdote or stat about Greg Maddux, one starts to reread everything about Greg Maddux.

Immediately upon reading of the time Maddux threw to a blindfolded catcher, Mark fell down a Maddux Hole, checking to see how many years his batting average was higher than his ERA.

Maddux Hole by kgibson July 29, 2013

Maddux

Son of maddoc
A very nice cool athletic handsome fun guy that has a lot of friends and a cool family love sports

Girl: Maddux is so hot
Boy: Maddux is so cool I wish I was his friend

Maddux by Maxdux May 27, 2017

Maddux

The best man in the world. He is in the jock group, but he is nicer, and sweeter. He is one of the most popular guys in school, but is still very modest. He doesn't fall for the hot, popular, rich girls like the other guys in his squad; he falls for the cute, shy, unnoticed girls. He isn't as hot as his friends, he is more cute. A Maddux cares about everyone and their feelings. He is very athletic, typically playing sports at recess. In his free time, he hangs out with his friends. Any girl is lucky to get themselves a Maddux. He will take very good care of you, and will never betray you. A Maddux is loyal, smart, and awkward (in a good way).

Please notice me, Senpai. I love you, Maddux. <333

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He is soooo cute

Girl 2: He's definitely a Maddux

Girl 1: Let's go talk to him

Maddux by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026