madolf

The great leader

Madolf !

by Duwidjsj March 22, 2017

Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.

"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2013

Madoff Machine

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

Madoffed

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.

Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.

by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Madoff your account

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

by Ettebe December 21, 2008

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009