The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over
by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010
Get the Maddenial mug.When you are taking an amphetamine like Adderall and then smoke Marijuana later. This produces a mental experience characterized with:
1.) Open and free thought.
2.) Detailed and deep thought.
3.) Euphoria.
Your mileage may vary based on your basal mental capacity and current mental state; but in general, you will find that the content of your speech could best be described as witty and profound at the same time.
You should only take Madderall on weekends, vacations or in the late afternoon after you are done with professional obligations. Marijuana combined with Adderall produces a cerebral effect where you might feel that you are using a much higher percentage of your brain's sensory and processing ability. Adderall causes you to take in a high volume of information at an abnormally fast rate while marijuana allows you to process this information a deeper and more creative level.
In essence, marijuana negates one of the biggest draw backs of Adderall, the loss of creativity.
1.) Open and free thought.
2.) Detailed and deep thought.
3.) Euphoria.
Your mileage may vary based on your basal mental capacity and current mental state; but in general, you will find that the content of your speech could best be described as witty and profound at the same time.
You should only take Madderall on weekends, vacations or in the late afternoon after you are done with professional obligations. Marijuana combined with Adderall produces a cerebral effect where you might feel that you are using a much higher percentage of your brain's sensory and processing ability. Adderall causes you to take in a high volume of information at an abnormally fast rate while marijuana allows you to process this information a deeper and more creative level.
In essence, marijuana negates one of the biggest draw backs of Adderall, the loss of creativity.
Madderall's effects are most useful in social settings where people are not socially reserved or conservative. Around people who appreciates wit and openness, a person taking Madderall will flourish and win over crowds.
Biggest Risk: Carelessness due to not paying enough attention to the details of your physical surroundings. Possible forgetfulness manifesting itself in losing your keys, cell phone, or wallet.
At risk population: People with certain psychiatric imbalances, particularly those with depression or manic-depressive disorder, should take greater caution since Adderall on it's own may induce a manic episode; the pot doesn't help...
Biggest Risk: Carelessness due to not paying enough attention to the details of your physical surroundings. Possible forgetfulness manifesting itself in losing your keys, cell phone, or wallet.
At risk population: People with certain psychiatric imbalances, particularly those with depression or manic-depressive disorder, should take greater caution since Adderall on it's own may induce a manic episode; the pot doesn't help...
by sammee m January 19, 2010
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Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
Get the maddenism mug.A case of severe Maddenhands can result in not being able to catch the most basic of ball shaped objects from any distance!
by Bgdve June 2, 2018
Get the maddenhands mug.noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
by Alvin Li November 7, 2007
Get the Maddenite mug.Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011
Get the Maddenize mug.1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017
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