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Walk off your Mad 

Removing yourself immediately from a negative situation to de-esculate matters.
You need to 'Walk off your Mad' before this goes any futher. There is an Oak tree farther down this road. Go down there and scream your heart out then come back this way when you're calmer.

mad doggin it off the couch 

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone
me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Madoff Machine 

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)
Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.
Madoff Machine by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.
Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.
Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Madoff your account 

I am going to Madoff your account
Madoff your account by Ettebe December 21, 2008