Mackrel 

a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.

this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D

Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)

Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!

Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.

Oli: (pound pound pound!)

Ed: hey guys what's going on?

Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!

Ed: ...

COOL!!!!

(pound pound pound)


*10 years later*

(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)

Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!

Oli: Well done... ^o)

Henry: (parp)

Oli: Mackrel!

Henry: Fuck!

Oli: (pound pound pound)

Henry: (bang)

Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!

Mackrel by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008

mackrel 

A term used for talking about weed when people you don't want to hear are around

Did you pick up the mackrel yet?
I love smoked mackrel

mackrel by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Mackrel Snapper

A racist name for a one who belongs to the Catholic religion.

"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."

Mackrel Snapper by Branch Snapper January 5, 2008

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers 

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.

"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009

Cock mackrel 

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

Cock mackrel by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

Spanish Mackrel 

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

Spanish Mackrel by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009

Holy mackrel 

When something scares the shit out of you but you are too much off a gay church-going cunt to say something more blasphemas.

The fucking ozzies are beating the ragheads 337-5. Holy mackrel.

Holy mackrel by Kenny Longdog April 6, 2008