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Machole
- noun
1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.
a. A type of asshole (v.7)
2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.
3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.
a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."
Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."
Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."
Person 1: "What a Machole."
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MACHOSLAV
Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
MACHOSLAV by Michael Slavonski September 12, 2008
MACHOSLAV
Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
MACHOSLAV by Michael Slavonski September 9, 2008
MACHOSLAV
Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
MACHOSLAV by Michael Slavonski September 11, 2008
machold
Damn i was on the train with this girl in the bathroom and totaly machold when the conductor walked in and saw our bear naked asses.
machold by The one n only Mahoney December 6, 2006