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machostache 

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
machostache by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.
machot is a god
machot by king265 March 28, 2019

machostache 

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
machostache by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

machooters

when a woman or girl think they have rather large boobies when they actually don't
knock knock
who's their ?
mac who?
machooters!
machooters by cayjoc January 24, 2009
Mahout is defined as being a person who drives, takes care of and controls elephants. Traditionally, life-time or career mahouts were knowledgeable, highly experienced individuals well-versed in elephant-rearing skills. These were true masters with an intimate understanding of their 'wards'. Men who possessed an exceptional ability to communicate and control their elephants with simple verbal commands and touch. See also elephant-keeper and Cornac.
In India and Southern Asia each elephant is assigned a driver, called a mahout, who formes a bond with his particular charge for years.
Mahout by Dino March 11, 2005

Machostic 

Farting really loudly and having it stink up the room
Wow your farts quite machostic
Machostic by Machostic March 7, 2022