Machole 

- noun

1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.

a. A type of asshole (v.7)

2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.

3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.

a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"

Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."

Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."

Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."

Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."

Person 1: "What a Machole."

Machole by waxrascal October 26, 2009

maxhole 

Someone who is acting or being a goofball. Can also break stuff easily (E.x. - phones, microwaves, chairs). Although exteremly goofy, they are overall a great person to be around. makes everyone laugh

Max almost broke the microwave because there was nothing in it. He's such a MAXHOLE!

maxhole by ghana3 August 18, 2009

Manhole 

1. Cast metal circular cover providing access to an urban sewerage system.
2. Male orifice, typically the mouth but also could refer to the anus or butthole.

"You are talking out your manhole homes."
"Dude you want to keep your manhole covered or someone's gonna cap your ass."

Manhole by Trayfern August 30, 2013

manhole covers 

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.

"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

manhole covers by Moses from Hollywood Blvd May 9, 2009

Mathole 

(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.

Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."

Mathole by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009

Machler 

German/Swiss for maker of the deal or deal broker (stock trader) . Since the etymology of the word many within the machler klan have gone on to study engineering and medicine.

Did you hear Kate has 100% in her quantum mechanics class ? Well, Kate is a machler what do you expect

Machler by RichardHandsome February 18, 2019

Manhole Cover 

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.

Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.

Manhole Cover by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020