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man in a mac 

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'

Like meat in your mac? 

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac šŸ’›
Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

mac'ing off

when an apple customer gets excited about his new mac, and just can't contain himself... talk about an upgrade from a floppy drive to a hard disk. just make sure you keep the "sticky keys" option turned off.
i walked into the apple store the other day and saw this group of nerdy guys in the corner mac'ing off to the new macbook pro...

Mac'ing off

when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
Mac'ing off by phr3akazoid August 27, 2009

Mac-ing Out 

To consume more than one McDonald's Big Mac in one sitting. Although considered by most to intially seem harmless, can usually result in increases in heart rate, blood pressure, cholesterol, and depression-like symptoms.
Guy 1 - "Hey, isn't Jeff coming out to the bars with us?"

Guy 2 - "Nah, man. He was mac-ing out earlier today so he's done for a while."

Guy 1 - "Damn, son. Hope he's okay."
Mac-ing Out by Ronald J. McDonald August 21, 2013

Little Mac-ing 

The act of falling off the bed when you are trying to go in deep
"I totally Little Mac-ed my girl friend last night when we were having sex"
"Dang dude, i hate Little Mac-ing"
Little Mac-ing by Snax? January 22, 2015