a type of computer owned by hipster faggots who thinks its superior to other brands due to its looks. in reality, all it is is a shitty computer that comes pre-installed with OSX, which you can easily get on any computer, and outdated technology. but, dont take my word for it, go to their website and look at how much they charge for 2-3 year old technology.

hipster: my mac book is way better than your PC!
windows user: yours is a PC too, fucktard. PC means personal computer
linux user: why would you spend so much on a shity computer? if you really like OSX just install it on a better computer.

mac book by joe_mc_steeve October 20, 2010

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mac book

fucking amazing, commonly though of as a non-gaming computer by pc owners, but now it can run Windows (through bootcamp) rendering PCs completely useless-er.

"my mac book can do everything your pc can, and it does it for less money and twice as good."
"PCs are so amazing!!! we can use Windows Vista!"---"Fuck you, my mac can run vista and OSX bitch."

mac book by bonnizzle fo shizzle ma nizzle fuckers January 5, 2009

Mac Book Fag

Someone who does not deserve to live on this planet.

Look everyone, Johnny is a Mac Book Fag

Mac Book Fag by 90 With a Lenny August 11, 2016

Slovakian Mac book

a mac book glued together with shit piss puke and jizz

man im bored give me a Slovakian Mac book-taylorlee10000

Slovakian Mac book by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Macbook

The ultimate flex.

Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"

Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026