thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
by peace be still November 13, 2017
mugGet the thats not my childmug.
Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the no my child, this is not my desiremug.

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
by xomaniac December 2, 2011
mugGet the You stabbed my childmug.

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
by mezz_.o June 14, 2025
mugGet the My Sweet Summer Childmug.

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good
by Hiwho September 21, 2025
mugGet the My childmug.

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