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Lankybox 

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.
Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
Lankybox by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023
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Person: “Already? You know they wont release in yea-

Me: “shhhhhhh
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Large Drink Lynk 

The name for somebody who constantly goes against the norm and buys large drinks at lunch even though there are free refills. This person has no regard for the value of money and uses the larger cup as a status symbol and to humiliate his/her friends who have normal sized drinks. Often called "LDLs" these type of people are menaces to society.
Standing in line at taco bell:
Me: "I'll take a small drink, I like to save my money."
Justin:"Gimme the large BITCH! You cant stop me son!"
Me: *Nodding my head in disgust* "What a Large Drink Lynk...
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lanky ass bitch 

A female thats over six feet tall and skinny.
Brad's wife is a lanky ass bitch.