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lanage:

A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.

Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.
Person 1: Min, up for a lanage next weekend?
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!
lanage by Jonnny February 3, 2006
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Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.
We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.
Lonage Tonage by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

lanageddon 

noun: a large gathering of computer gamers with no social life who come together for the purpose of playing multiplayer computer network games, in an attempt to interact with the world outside their own bedrooms.
"OMFG LIEK R U GOIN TO lANAGEDDON THIS YREA!?!???!!11"
lanageddon by spockboy January 24, 2005
When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.
She gave him a linager last night
Linager by Your Dad9351 October 29, 2011

lunagender 

When you are delusional and your own perceived gender changes monthly like a lunar cycle.
My gender is lunagender and my preferred pronouns are xe, xer and xes
lunagender by CumCraver December 14, 2016
its when your with a couple of friends and everybody walks away from the person in the middle so that that person is with nobody and they are a loner. then you yell, LONER!
jim and kelly walked away from jerry, lonage!
lonage by INDIA!!!67684704 May 9, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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