lurpak 

A young lady who is attractive from the neck down only. Derived from the market-leading brand of butter, as in "great body... but 'er face!!!!"

"Sharon's a total minger, she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a wasp."
"I can see where you're coming from, she's definitely no honey but I still would. She's a lurpak."

lurpak by falski January 17, 2007

Code Lurpak 

Used to describe when a piece of gossip is highly classified information and must not be passed on. Originates from "Lurpak" butter, which is notoriously hard to spread when cold. Therefore, a Code Lurpak is information that cannot be spread.

Person 1: So, can I tell Person 3 about what happened between you and that girl last night?
Person 2: No! Definitely not! That is a Code Lurpak!

Code Lurpak by Daniel L 1701 April 12, 2007

lurpaking 

Basically, tromboning. But taken from the Lurpak advert with that annoying little butter man who should have been eaten years ago. Bastard!

........and now introducing Lurpak spreadable......! With our Lurpaking mother fucka, Bertie the butter bastard! Fuckin twat

lurpaking by the bog monster of herpes May 18, 2006

Lurpakin' 

Spreading ones self over a bed whilst sleeping, like butter on toast.

Lara stop lurpakin' there's no room for me on the bed.

Lurpakin' by gibbifer July 23, 2010

Lurpack Legs 

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.

"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"

Lurpack Legs by LBarr96 April 5, 2023