lurpaking

Basically, tromboning. But taken from the Lurpak advert with that annoying little butter man who should have been eaten years ago. Bastard!

........and now introducing Lurpak spreadable......! With our Lurpaking mother fucka, Bertie the butter bastard! Fuckin twat

by the bog monster of herpes May 18, 2006

Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

haters are lurking

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

by Kennetra January 13, 2008

lepaking

Just hanging out with friend, talking about unimportant issues while watching people around and wasting time together with do nothing.

I'm (lepaking) with Johan at Soho Shopping Complex now.

by Mr. Lombardo March 4, 2014

insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurping

The act of a meth addict searching for anything he/she can sell or trade for meth. Usually occuring during the hours of 12am and 4am. .

I went lurping for copper to sell to get a teener.

by left apachejunction July 12, 2006