Anyone named Linara is perfect in every single way. While others may be pretty Linara is so much more beautiful than anyone else that most seem to be jealous, causing hatred. If u find a Linara you better keep her, for u would be missing out on a lot.
The New Lunar Republic or NLR, is a resistance army lead by Princess Luna that comes from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The NLR was a fan fiction created by the older fans of MLP:FIM called Bronies. The goal of the NLR is to help Princess Luna take her older sister Princess Celestia out of power thus bringing eternal night. Princess Celestia is the leader of the solar empire. Her forces fight for eternal day. Also, the NLR has vastly outnumbers the solar empire about 5:1.
GUY#1) Are you from The New Lunar Republic or Solar Empire?
While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
"Hell bro, i ghot a lunarmooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!