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lumpy plumpy 

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole
Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦
lumpy plumpy by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017
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plumpa lumpa 

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.
Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!
plumpa lumpa by sketchy October 10, 2004

pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!
pump a plump lump by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

plump lump 

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her
i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her
plump lump by kittyboy October 19, 2007

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.
I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

plumpa lumpa 

A fat man who dresses up in bright orange. He is obese and women are repulsed by his site. He dresses in bright orange to get attention.
Look at that fat plumpa lumpa over there. Looks like he has to pay women to keep him company.

plump with lump 

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
plump with lump by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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