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An abbreviated, corrected and official new name for the NHL hockey team that plays in Columbus, Ohio. Prior to the correction, they were known as the "Columbus Blue Jackets." (Or something like that)

Originally abbreviated by the LA Kings via Twitter, "Lumbus" has thrived with the new, improved moniker.
Lumbus is at the bottom of the division again, but there is hope for next year.
by @hey_aaron March 23, 2013
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Some one or some thing that is a lazy fatass. Some one who sits around and does or is in the act of doing nothing.
Your mother, couch patatos, World of Warcraft gamers, people who are obese, Lumbuses
by Tommy G. M. July 25, 2008
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