lumberjaction

A contraction of the phrase "lumberjack action" used to denote one's particularly masculine qualities.

"Check out the lumberjaction on Jim's beard!"

by Big Mikey B May 1, 2008

Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.

Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...

by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010

Lumberjackin

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

by Trombonafide October 2, 2018

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates

Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!

by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

lumberjacking

Whilst Double Penetrating a girl, The dick in the ass goes in as the dick in the pussy comes out. Like the old school saws that the lumberjacks used back in the day.

Dude, last night, me and my homeboy were totally lumberjacking that bitch. We had her screaming everything with our perfect form!

by Spcmmr January 3, 2011

lumberjacking

lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.

"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.

by Ryck Dalvengyr August 5, 2014

Lumberjacking

Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.

Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...

by RealEthoboy January 15, 2009