Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.
Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...
by RealEthoboy January 16, 2009
It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect.
by Nwordisawesome August 31, 2010
This is when a man masturbates over someone's sleeping face, and, after ejaculating on his/her face, he would proceed to trim his pubic hair over his/her face, now sticky with drying semen. Therefore, the falling pubic hair, freshly trimmed from the man's genitalia, would stick to the person's face, hence giving the person a "beard", of sorts, similar to a lumberjack's.
Person 1: Man I tried lumberjacking my girlfriend, and she filed a restraining order against me.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.
by MadCow789 April 05, 2015
Another term for "cock blocking" except the offending person, or item is actually "killing your wood" because it is distracting you and/or so repulsive you could not possibly be aroused while you are thinking about it.
Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.
We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one.
We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me
by TommyGunz519 September 18, 2011
by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010
Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!
Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"
Danny: "Fuckin' A!"
"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"
Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
by Gizmo11 April 17, 2017
The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.
by gino41 January 08, 2008