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Lumberghini 

Beat up redneck pickup truck with a wooden box.
I seen em’ drivin that crap lumberghini
Lumberghini by feffieweffie August 25, 2019

Lumberchaun 

The angry, misfortunate cousin of Leprejack. He is basically the Bizarro World of Leprejack. Both came from opposite, but related families of lumberjacks who breeds with leprechauns.
Leprejack's cousin Lumberchaun comes from the poor, unfortunate, non-talented family of Leprechuan Lumberjacks.
Lumberchaun by JimmyB! June 9, 2011

Lumberlicious 

A man that wears a cotton check shirt with a smouldering sexy beard that will disturb you while you make apple pies in your country cottage.
Is my body too lumberlicious for you?
Lumberlicious by Londonspy January 26, 2016

Lumbercock 

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.
1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.
Lumbercock by axel89 February 19, 2011

Lumberchan 

The angry, misfortunate cousin of Leprejack. He is basically the Bizarro World of Leprejack
Leprejack's cousin Lumberchan comes from the poor, unfortunate, non-talented family of Leprechan Lumberjacks.
Lumberchan by JimmyB! June 9, 2011

Lumberdick

Someone who is infatuated with lumberjacks, their culture, and heritage. They can usually be found sending lumberjack memes in debaucherous group chats
Logan is such a lumberdick, I think he jacked off onto a tree the other day!
Lumberdick by Reidestroyer July 28, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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