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Lukeitis 

The condition of watching too much Luke Wilson on the AT&T Wireless ads. Symptoms include facial swelling and vocal changes. Can sometimes include excessive weight gain.
Are you feeling ok? Yes, I just have lukeitis from watching too many AT&T ads during the football game. I want to go to a buffet and stuff my fat face...
Lukeitis by gabulldawg2k January 17, 2010
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Luketard 

a lukewarm retard. In between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. Able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways.
She isn't playing with a full deck because she's a luketard
Luketard by cheech March 20, 2005

Lukita Purnamasari 

Luketato 

Luketato is a sweet and caring person, He's in a Fake relationship with Potathoe and they came break up like 10 times a day. He also has a thing for pool floatys, ghosts, and Disney princesses, But all of this just makes everyone love him more!
Luketato is a sweet and caring person that also has a lot of fame relationship problems, he has a thing for Disney princesses,pool floatys, and ghost.
Luketato by Potathoe6969420 July 13, 2018
Lakeita is the baddest bitch in town. She doesn’t compete with anyone but if she did, she’s win.
She is headstrong and bodystrong, and continues to smash any challenges thrown her way.

She is an inspiration to all, but especially to women. She juggles being a mum, having a career, working out and being ripped and makes it look like it’s easy.

If you’re with a Lakeita, you would be a fool to let her go. She is loyal, hilarious and smart to boot.

If you’re friends with a Lakeita, you’ve got a friend for life and an adventure buddy too.

If you hate a Lakeita it’s probably a personal issue with your own self and that a Lakeita doesn’t just give out and waste her time on just anyone. Girls hate her because they want to be her and men hate her because they want to be with her.
Man did it you see that chick? Must be a Lakeita.

I’m trying to get my body at Lakeita level.
Lakeita by Lilpohaho November 23, 2021