Lucan 

Lucan is nice but edgy guy, he’s not afraid to show his anger if nessisary. And somehow he ends up with all the girls. Once he’s locked a girl down he will say all sorts of stuff to impress her. Lucan can the nicest friend or the most backstabbing bitch.

I heard Lucan likes you.

Lucan by Hi_Mom_69 February 17, 2019

Lucan 

Lucan is the cutest most sweetest guy ever! His great with the ladies and doesn't want anything more than to treat his girl right, anyone would be lucky to get a Lucan

"have you seen my new boyfriend, Lucan"

"Omg your with a Lucan they're so rare to come by and omg they're so hot"

Lucan by I have. Crippling depression June 21, 2019

lucan 

a hard out rock, heavy metal, head basher, mosher haha

man, you're sooo lucan

lucan by x-mish-shelly-x September 10, 2005

Lucan 

Most handsome dude 🚹. Caring ,affectionate, addicted to social media, most likely to live in United kingdom. Gets all the babes, Gets good grades.not single so not a Pringle😂. Girlfriend is probably called Rose . Has a ton of friends.😊😊😊😊

Lucan is so popular.

Lucan by Best descriptions given possib April 18, 2022

Lucan Bird 

being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird

yeah boys a lucan bird is after texting me there gonna have to get a new phone now

Lucan Bird by Declan Davila January 20, 2022

Lucan Gyall/Gyalldem 

Girls from the lucan area (K78) who are as worst as it gets.
Where white girls act ratchet, bathe in fake tan and get colonized by the black mandem and where black girls act like the new city girls!
But it gets worse, generally in weekends especially Fridays, girls partake in underage drinking and are flat out blacked out on the grass! (Usually in griffeen Valley park)

Nah you see Lucan gyall/gyalldem are all dunout!
Lucan gyall/gyalldem never stop drinking 😂

Lucan Gyall/Gyalldem by IrelandsDarkKnight October 11, 2021

lucan community college

Lucan community college, what comes to mind when you think of it; youth, pride etc-well let me give you a bit of insider news. In this school, the classroom are divided like this: Retards are at the back, ones that try to learn are in the middle and the ones that slow down the class are at the front. If you think you are going to this school to learn well, then you can fuck off, like take maths for example. Back in primary, I was sweating my nipples of i was so good at maths, now I'm a retard like fuck me can you just teach algebra, so we can understand.

Anyway don't go to this school but when thinking about it there just really isn't anywhere else to go, I mean you could go to the crack heads at ACC or go to those All boys/girls school- or if your fancy a private one like kings.

What I get most pissed off about is the fuckers that are always on their phone our just talking loud as fuck, and then the teacher stop the class, by the time they're done giving out there is only like 10 min left of class. I'm dipping from this school after fourth year because I don't want to be earning 40k a year like beta males(which I'm not).

Anyway thank you for reading my English essay
Signed: who (I don't want to get in trouble, unless they can see me email, then I'm fucked.
Also, i remember seeing this on one door, it was like It's OK to be OK ~ naaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. don't forget to have a great time losing brain cells.

GO TO LCC= RETARDATION X100000000000

lucan community college

lucan community college by im not putting my real name January 25, 2022