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Lobeless Cunt 

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled
Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020
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Labeless 

To be uncategerised

To not attach a form of system to
What style of martial arts do you do?

I'm labeless, How I bring the punch into physical manifestation is the style.
Labeless by Am that I am May 24, 2009

lobeless 

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.
lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

lobeless 

an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.
Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.
lobeless by silverface July 13, 2009
The feeling of realizing you miss something you lost only after it dissapears from your life.

“Taking something for granted”

In Latin: Sera agnitio luminis.
You: “I feel lumeless tonight.”

Friend: "You must've lost something important to you"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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