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Lphone
The iPhone, or truly known as the Lphone. Is a device created by Apple back in 2007, later "upgrades" have been made and they're now at the Lphone X. The Lphone is a poor try to superiorize Android OS driven mobile devices.
The Android phones are superior in every single way, compared to a Lphone. You will never surpass us, just admit it, owning a Lphone or any product of AppLe already gives you a lifetime of L's and ignorance. Join us, join your superiors.
The Android phones are superior in every single way, compared to a Lphone. You will never surpass us, just admit it, owning a Lphone or any product of AppLe already gives you a lifetime of L's and ignorance. Join us, join your superiors.
David: Hey man I know you like Lphones but for fucks sake just upgrade to some good stuff
Larry: IMMA TAKE YO BATTERY OUT YOU BITCH ANDROID IS TRASH STFU.
David: Goddammit...
Larry: IMMA TAKE YO BATTERY OUT YOU BITCH ANDROID IS TRASH STFU.
David: Goddammit...
Lphone by hartsupper69 August 15, 2018
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
Condiment home
A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026
bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.