Skip to main content
A term used to describe the epitome of toolness. Someone who is so incredibly toolular they need an entire hardware store to separate themselves from those of lesser tool status.
Karl Rove is a tool
Dick Cheney is a tool box
Dubbya is a Lowes
Lowes by TiCbeast May 17, 2008
Words you can keep
A large group of people, like a physical group or a school or club. The term meaning those people are tools and Lowes is filled with a bunch of tools.
Barry is over there in Lowes.
Lowes by Walstrom June 19, 2007
a fucking dumbass. he loves priscilla very much tho
priscilla: LOWES YOU NIGGER
lowes: 😔
lowes by priscilla’s lover February 11, 2019
Sometimes referred to as "Slowes" where a situation has been documented that a Lowes store had to go over to a Home Depot to buy lumber just to fill one of their contractors needs. Not only this but they did it in a Lowes rental truck! Genius. Many stores are also seen as clean and tidy but the truth is, they have no customers due to having no associates.
Hey, let's go over to Lowes where we can't find anyone!
Lowes by DirectorOrange April 23, 2009
A person who cuts a hole in a fence to take a shit
Lowes by Full Metal Malcolm X August 15, 2021

Lowes before Hos 

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
Lowes before Hos by mattyboyee January 18, 2009

Lowes’ PPE 

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.
Lowes’ PPE by evn April 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next