Lowes

A term used to describe the epitome of toolness. Someone who is so incredibly toolular they need an entire hardware store to separate themselves from those of lesser tool status.

Karl Rove is a tool
Dick Cheney is a tool box
Dubbya is a Lowes

by TiCbeast May 17, 2008

Lowes

A large group of people, like a physical group or a school or club. The term meaning those people are tools and Lowes is filled with a bunch of tools.

Barry is over there in Lowes.

by Walstrom June 19, 2007

lowes

a fucking dumbass. he loves priscilla very much tho

priscilla: LOWES YOU NIGGER
lowes: 😔

by priscilla’s lover February 11, 2019

Lowes

Sometimes referred to as "Slowes" where a situation has been documented that a Lowes store had to go over to a Home Depot to buy lumber just to fill one of their contractors needs. Not only this but they did it in a Lowes rental truck! Genius. Many stores are also seen as clean and tidy but the truth is, they have no customers due to having no associates.

Hey, let's go over to Lowes where we can't find anyone!

by DirectorOrange April 23, 2009

Lowes

A person who cuts a hole in a fence to take a shit

James wtf you are a lowes

by Full Metal Malcolm X August 15, 2021

Lowes before Hos

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.

Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.

by mattyboyee January 18, 2009

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

by evn April 21, 2019