Lowessi

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.

‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’

Lowessi by Makelele4 June 17, 2018

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Lowesbian

A lesbian who has a job in the home improvement/maintenance field.

That female plumber looks like shes into women, she must be a Lowesbian.

A lesbian plumber, lesbian employee at a hardware/home improvement store etc...etc...

Lowesbian by Beaner 1 February 28, 2013

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Lobession

a word used by yu-gi-oh faggots

man i'm a yu-gi-oh faggot who says "lobession"

Lobession by Not A Yu-Gi-Oh Faggot July 2, 2004

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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