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Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

I Love Dick 

Gay people feel this way.
I Love Dick by Plasmic Ashes January 5, 2019

Love dick 

When a man’s dick only gets hard for a person he loves or has caught the feels for despite sexual attraction.
Did you fuck Lexi, bruh? Nah, couldn’t get it up still got that love dick for Jessica.
Love dick by KaiHer May 25, 2022

Love dick 

Not just regular dicking down. The love dick. Dicking down of the kind invloving the feels. You will love this dick more than the norm dick.
Vic yells to brandon"I need love dick!"
Love dick by Faded.viv December 28, 2016

I love dick 

A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.
I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.
I love dick by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Love dick 

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.
Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.
Love dick by Curschmann October 30, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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