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lovemuck 

Scottish, referring to semen or spoo.
She totally swallowed my lovemuck. And loved it.
lovemuck by The Love Meister May 15, 2007
verb: the act of loving your significant other or partner with your fists.

past tense: lovepunched
plural: lovepunches
I lovepunched my wife when I came home and the dishes weren't washed.

During mid-coitus, I was overcome with so much passion, I lovepunched him.

I'll lovepunch you in the balls!
lovepunch by raw_d June 15, 2011

Likemuncher 

The word that describes someone who purposely updates their Facebook status to get likes. This normally is a recurring theme when a popular TV show is on and these idiotic 'likemunchers' use there up-most wit to draw in the likes. They usually are the sort of people that believe they are the most popular person 'In the world!', as the great Jeremy Clarkson would say, when really they have less friends than someone who.. has.. no friends.
Man: Oh no, Xfactor is on. Wait for the millions of status's to block my news feed and annoy me till I shrivel up and die.

2nd Man: Ikr. There such likemunchers.
Likemuncher by A Local peach December 5, 2011

Lovemungous

When you are having a great day and feeling the love
"Hows your day?"
"I am having a lovemungous day"
Lovemungous by Scowners June 14, 2015

Glovemunch 

1. Name of a footballer who wears gloves during a match.
2. On Pro Evo, an insult used to a player suggesting that they are useless and munch on their gloves.
3. An insult used to describe a retard, spastic or window licker
4. Liverpool Footballers
*Kezman misses an easy chance on PES on Playstation*

Joe: "Oh my fucking god Kezman! You fucking Glovemunch! What is your aim in life? Your Crap! Go Die in a hole!

Blaine: "hahaha"

Joe: "Shut Up Blaine, Your nothing but a complete Shinfucking, Glovemunching, RockFace!"
Glovemunch by Joe Pursell June 15, 2008
To insulficate a line of crystalised drugs especially MDMA or 2CB. This initially causes the user to feel like they have been punched in the nose but this is quickly displaced by a feeling of love.
Afro and I were lovepunching all night but the first few lovepunches really really hurt.
lovepunch by billybluehat June 26, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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