lovemunch 

The way in which you eat the fleshy pink starfish of a ladies vaggiejj

"Billy M lovemunched Livvy's vaggiejj"

lovemunch by jobbie December 16, 2008

lovemuck 

Scottish, referring to semen or spoo.

She totally swallowed my lovemuck. And loved it.

lovemuck by The Love Meister May 15, 2007

lovepunch

verb: the act of loving your significant other or partner with your fists.

past tense: lovepunched
plural: lovepunches

I lovepunched my wife when I came home and the dishes weren't washed.

During mid-coitus, I was overcome with so much passion, I lovepunched him.

I'll lovepunch you in the balls!

lovepunch by raw_d June 15, 2011

Likemuncher 

The word that describes someone who purposely updates their Facebook status to get likes. This normally is a recurring theme when a popular TV show is on and these idiotic 'likemunchers' use there up-most wit to draw in the likes. They usually are the sort of people that believe they are the most popular person 'In the world!', as the great Jeremy Clarkson would say, when really they have less friends than someone who.. has.. no friends.

Man: Oh no, Xfactor is on. Wait for the millions of status's to block my news feed and annoy me till I shrivel up and die.

2nd Man: Ikr. There such likemunchers.

Likemuncher by A Local peach December 5, 2011

Lovemungous

When you are having a great day and feeling the love

"Hows your day?"
"I am having a lovemungous day"

Lovemungous by Scowners June 14, 2015

Glovemunch 

1. Name of a footballer who wears gloves during a match.
2. On Pro Evo, an insult used to a player suggesting that they are useless and munch on their gloves.
3. An insult used to describe a retard, spastic or window licker
4. Liverpool Footballers

*Kezman misses an easy chance on PES on Playstation*

Joe: "Oh my fucking god Kezman! You fucking Glovemunch! What is your aim in life? Your Crap! Go Die in a hole!

Blaine: "hahaha"

Joe: "Shut Up Blaine, Your nothing but a complete Shinfucking, Glovemunching, RockFace!"

Glovemunch by Joe Pursell June 15, 2008

lovepunch

To insulficate a line of crystalised drugs especially MDMA or 2CB. This initially causes the user to feel like they have been punched in the nose but this is quickly displaced by a feeling of love.

Afro and I were lovepunching all night but the first few lovepunches really really hurt.

lovepunch by billybluehat June 26, 2018