Noun - When a person falls in love with someone in an obsessive, psychotic manner, then proceeds to have sex with them, and when they are denied a relationship, in a blind rage of fury, they kill the person.
Guy retells story to friend:
Guy 1) Did you read the paper today? This guy had one reeeeally psychotic obsession for this chick. Sad story.
Guy 2) I read that! He should be put away for life. The sickest lovefuckmurder i've ever heard.
Guy 1) I know! He kept whining to her that he loved her so much so they finally had sex so he'd stop bugging her, but when he asked her out for the millionth time afterwards and she said no he caved her skull in with a louisville slugger!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).