When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.
Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.
when a guy buys his girlfriend "the box" from raising canes, gets napkins and writes a love letter on them, puts the napkins in a box words up, and brings it to his girlfriend without her knowing what's going on.
guy 1: what's a good gift to give my girlfriend, dude?
guy 2: what's her favorite fast food place?
guy 1: raising canes, why?
guy 2: get her a "one love box"
guy 1: what's that?
guy 2: you buy her "the box" from canes then get napkins and write a love letter on them. my girl loved it man!
guy 1: thanks dude!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.