When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike
When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.
When you and another male get together and insert large amount of steam in one or anothers anus and them puts a tea bag up the anus and follows this with a meal of low countrybowl
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'