loservation

A sad, sad vacation.

Hey, how you doing, Joe?
Not that good, I have a loservation in the holidays

loservation by ManicheDoz September 28, 2020

Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Loveration 

which means how much you love someone, more then they can imagine. Non stop love.

Loveration to you to the sun and back, more then love.

Loveration by dance dance woo December 25, 2007

lolerbation

to masterbate while loling your fucking tits off

yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice

lolerbation by Steamd Rice July 25, 2010

coservation 

alwasys hitting my sister

I always coservation my sister.

coservation by Wynnisright April 13, 2023