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loservation by ManicheDoz September 28, 2020
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Laserbation
The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.
John: Why isn't my gun working dude?
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.
John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.
Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010
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yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice
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coservation
coservation by Wynnisright April 13, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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