Laserbation

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

lasturbation

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

laxerbation

obsessing over the game of lacrosse to point where you watch mikey powell videos instead of television as well have a favorite MLL or NLL team

lax bro 1 : hey dude have you scece the new mikey powell highlight tape, dude the tape is so dank !

Regular Lacrosse player: dude you need to stop laxerbating.

Regular Lacrosse player 2 : dude laxerbation is bad for your health.

by Ry Dip February 9, 2009

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

likerbation

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.

"Did you just like your own comment"

"Yes, I like to engage in likerbation every now and again."

"OMG, what's next, you going to do hash tags on text messages too?"

"That's an awesome idea!" *likes own comment in an act of self likerbation*

by Likerbationguy October 28, 2013

Mutual likerbation

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

by lamar12 April 7, 2011