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Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.
John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting
Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010
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lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off
Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

lasturbation 

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."
lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

laxerbation

obsessing over the game of lacrosse to point where you watch mikey powell videos instead of television as well have a favorite MLL or NLL team
lax bro 1 : hey dude have you scece the new mikey powell highlight tape, dude the tape is so dank !

Regular Lacrosse player: dude you need to stop laxerbating.

Regular Lacrosse player 2 : dude laxerbation is bad for your health.
laxerbation by Ry Dip February 9, 2009

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.
Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

likerbation 

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.
"Did you just like your own comment"

"Yes, I like to engage in likerbation every now and again."

"OMG, what's next, you going to do hash tags on text messages too?"

"That's an awesome idea!" *likes own comment in an act of self likerbation*
likerbation by Likerbationguy October 28, 2013

Mutual likerbation 

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.
Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)
Mutual likerbation by lamar12 April 7, 2011