A coffee-obsessed, hottie with dark hair and big blue eyes. Likes to talk fast, make jokes and refer to pop-culture. Controlling and a natural leader, a Lorelai Gilmore can persuade anyone into anything with her charm and wit.
"That girl is really charming yet quirky, she's such a Lorelai Gilmore."
"Look at those blue eyes, she's basically Lorelai Gilmore!"
"She drinks so much coffee she's your average Lorelai Gilmore."
A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.
Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks
Ashley Lovelace is a Angel. She is loved by everybody, and missed by every second, minute, and hour of the day. Ashley loved and cared for everyone, which is why shes truly a Angel. We all miss Ashley. She was Beautiful, her smile shined brighter then the sun. Ashley could make anyone Laugh, because she was a goofy princess. Now Our angel is Safe in Heaven. We all love you, Ashley Lovelace.
She's a beautiful girl and she's perfect in every way, her hair, her figure, her laugh, and her smile. Its sad she doesn't know how beautiful she is. She is a great singer and a great friend she's a one in a life time find and a friend to never let go of.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.