lophie 

the best couple to ever exist

“have you every heard of lophie?”

“yes omg! they are my favourite couple and i ship them so much!”

lophie by lophieshipper101 April 25, 2019

Lophi 

Lophi, aka Loffiiii, aka Lofi hip hop radio beats to study/relax to, is a full-time Twitch streamer.

He likes to play a lot of video games - A LOT! He usually spends his time playing Hentai Climber on Steam, but recently he has started grinding microwave simulator, which is a free browser game.

Lophi is known for ditching women (hes a fucking chad) to play microwave simulator on stream. His response to this is "Who the fuck needs a relationship LOL". Lophi has received a lot of criticism for this statement. HOWEVER, as long as he has his microwave (his microwave is from 2006 so it's soon legal), you could say that his statement makes 100% sense.

Did you see Lophi, the guy with the epic microwave?

Lophi by KRISTOFFA June 9, 2020

lophisticated 

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.

Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.

lophisticated by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Lochie 

Lochie is a extremely nice person. He is very sweet and supportive. He is a very good kisser and knows how to make a girl blush. He is a extremely good story teller and very imaginative. Not to metion how fucking hot he is. He can probably get anygirl girl he wants. And he has a fucking sexy body and a sexy voice.

Who is that?
That's lochie he is totally fucking sexy.

Lochie by SamMi4747 October 15, 2011

loshie 

hot people are named loshie

person 1: hey loshie!
y/n: awh thank you

loshie by uwuchickenbaby November 13, 2021

Lochie 

A person containing extreme amounts of f00lishness...

Lochie by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Lochie 

A simp

Wow look at Lochie, hes such a simp

Lochie by Willy Billy69 March 28, 2020