loothole
loothole by Glitterdick February 25, 2005
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loothole
A broke ass who has to constantly steal to survive. Therefore he's always in a cycle of looting as if he were in a loophole.
My boy Mikey is in a loothole right now after making those child support payments last week. The welfare ain't hitting hard enough bro.
loothole by astrocamstar September 3, 2021
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God's loophole
A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse
God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014
Poophole Loophole
The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017
loophole culture
loophole culture by Dillon Thomson September 19, 2020
chicken butt loophole
A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
chicken butt loophole by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021
Syrian Loophole Theory
As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Syrian Loophole Theory by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
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