loops h

a verified idiot who can't spell,write or do anything, she does fuck all the whole day and her tiny ass feet cause her to be unable to walk properly

ewww its loops h run for your life!

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

loops hm

a motherfucker who is far too small for her age, she is an idiot who can't read or spell and she will not get up off of her ass even if the fucking house is on fire . if you look up the word "bitch" in a dictionary a picture of loops hm will come up

ewww it's loops hm, run for your lives bitches

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017

poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.

He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

by Exit Only June 26, 2009

what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

by Karen Duff January 28, 2007

the devils loop hole

It's when your girls is super religious, so instead of being able to go in the front door you got to do the devils loop hole and fuck her in the ass.

My girl loves Jesus and wants to keep it pure but I'm horny as fuck, so we use the devils loop hole and now my Dick smells like shit

by Onion dip July 18, 2017