Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

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longlong is the one that in your friend group always get all the bitches

enzo:longlong why my girl call you at 3am.
longlong:i dont know ask her oh she cant talk right now she sucking my dick.

by dreamy2k November 21, 2021

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LongLong

A massive dick.

Harry: You ready to take the longlong?
Mariella: I need the LongLong baby!

by gritskiurbandiccy January 27, 2025

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A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

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