Longest Log

This is when you take a shit in the morning while you have morning wood, thus making it feel like the shit and wood is connected creating the "Longest Log".

Chris took a massive shit in the morning while he had a hard-on creating the longest log.

Longest Log by nvrlost817 January 31, 2010

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