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longaniza 

A Big Shlong
"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"
longaniza by Mookaholic April 2, 2019
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Loganizing 

the act of leaning against the counter doing nothing
Bro stop Loganizing and get back to work!
Loganizing by Wylie Coyote November 7, 2011

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.
Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!
lorganizer by mybitchess February 13, 2013

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.
They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
Longanistas by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

longanimity 

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.
It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.
longanimity by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008
A magical land made up of unicorns and cookie squirrels created by a boy named Logan with mother f*****g pet dragon that farts on ogars. Logan was a horrid ruler and so selfish that he named his own land Logania thankfully there was a awesome amusement park in the peoples honor but he is still a hoe.
COUNTRY ANTHEM:
It's raining tacos.
from the sky its raining tacos
out in the street

free tacos

yum yum yum

bring your sour cream.
Logania is the f****ing sh*t .
logania by rwbychronicles May 13, 2017
Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.
I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.
longanisa by rx2 December 6, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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