longaniza

A Big Shlong

"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"

by Mookaholic April 2, 2019

Loganizing

the act of leaning against the counter doing nothing

Bro stop Loganizing and get back to work!

by Wylie Coyote November 7, 2011

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.

Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!

by mybitchess February 13, 2013

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

longanimity

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.

It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.

by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008

logania

A magical land made up of unicorns and cookie squirrels created by a boy named Logan with mother f*****g pet dragon that farts on ogars. Logan was a horrid ruler and so selfish that he named his own land Logania thankfully there was a awesome amusement park in the peoples honor but he is still a hoe.
COUNTRY ANTHEM:
It's raining tacos.
from the sky its raining tacos
out in the street

free tacos

yum yum yum

bring your sour cream.

Logania is the f****ing sh*t .

by rwbychronicles May 13, 2017

longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.

I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.

by rx2 December 6, 2005